west philly squeegie

Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.

I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!

by Toby Shephard March 2, 2008

Squeegee Sex

Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”

"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!

"NICE, How was it?"

"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"

by Toto106 April 9, 2010

Squeebles

An exclamation of pure energy

We’re going on a trip! Squeebles!

by Sooper Dude March 19, 2019

Squeeble

When you grab a man's thigh and shake, but accidentally grab shaft as well, likely because they are so hung that it extends into their pant leg.

It was awkward when I squeebled Sunny, but then we made eye contact, and we knew it was meant to be.

by wizulus November 3, 2020

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

Squeegie

A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage

"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"

by docwolfstone November 3, 2008

squeezle

A person that squeezes his way out of situation that he has gotten himself into.

He had a lunch date with his peers that he didnt want to go to, so he squeezles out by telling them he is too busy.

by Jeffrey L Williams March 3, 2008