Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

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Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 5, 2004

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When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.

Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.

by Trombone, Rusty February 4, 2007

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squelching

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

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