(noun)...Looks, acts, smells and is the native Texan, Lizandro Martinez. See also: narcissist (noun), sociopath (noun), emotionally disabled and/or selfish loser
Oh, I know that squatter, he stayes at my place a while and slept with me but then told me he didn't love me, wouldn't pay rent and wouldn't go away
by Nabeelcloud November 30, 2016

A “silver squatter” is a parent(s) who run out of money and ask to move in with their kids and help take care of their children.
by Danno251 December 31, 2024

by palo da bean November 12, 2023

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
by gnome dog May 30, 2011

by 459395 April 4, 2023

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.
The Stornoway Squatter is still occupying the taxpayer funded residence! They must really enjoy living off the backs of other hardworking citizens.
by jennyt72 July 15, 2025

Frank: Ur mom gay
Josh: ur grandpap a trap
Frank:(in pain) ur daughter a squatter
Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*
Josh: ur grandpap a trap
Frank:(in pain) ur daughter a squatter
Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*
by KeemMaster69 May 14, 2018
