squat nazi

a person or group of squaters who are very selective on who they allow to live in the squat

a squat nazi might not allow some one who uses drugs to stay at their squat or they might not allow someone with differant politics to stay at their squat .

by NLR718 June 11, 2006

squat cobbler

A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.

I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.

He is a Squat Cobbler.

by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016

squat party

Illegal all night rave held in abandonned buildings and populated by crusties, pikeys and munters

Man I got some banging K from that squat party in the old MI5 building.

by mista fuse May 28, 2003

squat talk

Taking a shit and talking on your cell phone at the same time.

Jim: What's up?

Dan: Not much, just doing a little squat talk at the moment.

Jim: No way!!!

by It was a wrong number January 13, 2009

Squat a brat

The act of taking a shite after eating a brat. The ratio of eating brats to squatting brats is a 1 to 1 ratio.

First you eat a brat, then you squat a brat! I ate 2 brats, so now I must go squat 2 brats.

by MrBratSquatter July 16, 2019

squat and gobble

Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables.

Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.

by P Brain January 3, 2008

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016