Sprang-Capelle

A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.

Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."

by AlCrispyCaponeCabron October 15, 2023

Full Springer

To exibit behavior fully characteristic of a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

Tammy done got pregnant by her fathers best friend (who since has been incarcerated for guess what) , had the baby & wants to get married 'cause she's in "love" at 15. She's only a few missed child support payments and a Mountain Dew away from a Full Springer.

by MJmoney June 17, 2009

Irish Spring

A brand of soap which I'm honestly surprised no one in this definition seems to be mentioning.

Personally, Irish Spring is best in bar form.

by hohehohe July 16, 2021

A Chode To Spring

A Peom by Maurice Beverly

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.

by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021

sprang on

Memphis Slang: To hit someone in the face.

"I'm gonna sprang on you"

by Antwon Butler April 22, 2007

sprained nipple

~When you touch your nipple so much it feels like you sprained it.

~the feeling of a sprained knee but on your breast.

~when your lover bites your nipple so hard during a sexual encounter that you feel he/she has sprained it.

Sara- "Johnny bit my nipple so hard last night that I feel like he sprained it...should i see a doctor..or nah?"
Jamie- "Nah girl its just a sprained nipple."

by jamieB February 19, 2014

Spring Feeling

The excited, happy, yet oddly suspenseful feeling you get when you realize it's getting close to summer vacation. It is a long term feeling, usually starting in mid-March, but can start as early as late February. It intensifies as the last day of school approaches.

Guy: Dude only a month and a half until school gets out!
Me: Ik, I got a major case of spring feeling

by Bussss May 4, 2016