Spread Eagle

A particular dance move in which one lays on their back and opens their legs in a split position to the sky.

Mo dropped into the spread eagle in the middle of his dance performance .

by MightyExtra May 21, 2017

Women Spreading

Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.

Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
or
Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading

by Weedankers August 1, 2017

Spread the Gospel

(v.) - ejaculating everywhere to cover as much area as possible, like a sprinkler

Kelly: Dammit. Why did you cum all over my face?

Quack: Gotta spread the Gospel.

Jon: LOL

by itsmekellyc May 1, 2011

jed the spread

Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.

Hey Ronny, your so Jed the spread you don't even know it

by Fred Mc Wolfbox February 1, 2018

Psychedelic Spread

Taking psychedelic mushrooms and placing them on top, or mixing them in with Nutella for consumption.

Hey man, Jerry just downed four spoonfuls of psychedelic spread, he's gonna trip all night!

by DADAMaster July 20, 2010

Pokémon spread

When a woman bends over and spreads her asscheeks apart with her hands, revealing both asshole and cooter at the same time.

My girl gave me the Pokémon spread last night. It was fucking amazing!

by Mclovin-69 January 25, 2022

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018