Knifey-Spooney

A stupid Australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like Americans and dicks) and one person pulls out a spoon. The first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.

"Lets play knifey-spooney." Everyone pulls out their knives, except Steve, he pulls out a spoon.

"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.

by Hyde.Jykl June 28, 2016

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

kyle spooner

sexy fella who unfortunately smokes weed

“he’s soo fit but i wish he didn’t smoke weed”
“what can ye do, he’s kyle spooner”

by wickawoo12 October 5, 2019

Mr spooner

one of those teachers that think all the kids like them, has a big forehead and spends their time watching kids

mr spooners such a nonce

by FWEFGwegWE February 1, 2022

Zak Spooner

Zak Spooner is a person who has fluffy frosted tips as hair, he is very cute and is gay

I want Zak Spooner to be the love of my life

by pishaisverydelicious January 3, 2024

shit spooner

one who steals shit from an ass using a spoon

dont fw him hes a shit spooner

by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025