SPANNER-CRAB

When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads

Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS

by SHMEXI November 30, 2016

fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007

Fidget Spinner

An addictive toy used by both twelves year olds and millenials for easing anxiety, curing boredom, and inflicting autism.

I'll trade you my fidget spinner for a pack of gum

by Kristian Bail June 20, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A stupid toy. A toy supposedly "to help kids with Autism and to relieve stress". Basically, a stress reliever but actually causes stress and distraction. Things kids will cry for. Plus they get bigger everyday.

MOM!!!! I NEED THE DIAMOND FIDGET SPINNER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Stephanie061107 June 19, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A social media trend that is claimed to cure the effects of ADHD but can cause the same thing too. It can also be used to make or show off to friends. The toy can create distractions and also can cause the effect of overspending on new spinners. These toys are most commonly used by autistic teens who want friends.

I have bought a fidget spinner so now I am going to bring it to school to show off and make new friends.

by Dis Iz Mah Handle June 20, 2017

Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Peruvian Fidget Spinner

she is sitting doggy style and we have one man in the mouth with another in Das booty hole. The third will have to enter in from below, on his back. She's kind of stuck so he'll have to thrust upwards. Either we'll endowed or supported from underneath.

I'm chaffing and all my holes are worn out from those three guys giving me the Peruvian Fidget Spinner last night.

by Das Pewpsy July 15, 2023