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SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*
by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005
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spongebob

A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He works at the krusty krab. His friends are Sandy, Patrick and many more in the deep blue sea. He loves making krabby patties which are loved by many. He loves jelly fishing too. He wears square pants. He has a pet snail named Gary. He can't seem to get his boating licences. He's in a cartoon so look it up, very funny.
SpongeBob SquarePants is friends with Patrick Star and they enjoy jelly fishing in the deep blue sea.
by my name is confidential April 23, 2014
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Sconeboy

Another name for somene who is a Fucking Douche.
Look at that sconeboy other there!
by torontojungle.com April 13, 2009
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SpongeBob RectanglePants

A better nickname for SpongeBob SquarePants. Because SpongeBob is NOT square-shaped and neither are are his pants!
Who lives in a coconut over the sea? SPONGEBOB RECTANGLEPANTS!
by dj gs68 July 12, 2003
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spongebob dance

A dance that was developed in Baltimore Maryland.It is famous now on youtube.It has nothing to do with spongebob.The name was developed on the streets of b-more.The dance goes with Baltimore club music, which is a form of house music.The most known baltimore club song that people do the spongebob to is Tote it Remix.
This is a conversation .Peple watching someone doing the spongebob

me:aye!!!he was rockin

someone from nyc:wtf is this

me:it's the spongebob dance

someone from nyc: what?There's spongebob dance?

me:um.. yeah
by retro123456789 June 28, 2008
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Spongeboomer

A person who says that anything related to SpongeBob after the first movie sucks.
Person 1: I hated the SpongeBob Movie Out of Water. Why the 3D animation?
Person 2: Ok, Spongeboomer.
by Green Hell Zone December 2, 2020
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spongebob

The name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on Nickelodeon.He is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Asexual(which means he's not gay)
Race: ???
Friends: Patrick, Squidward(???), Sandy, Mr.Krabs
Pets: Gary, Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped")
Age: 19 going on 20
SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television!
by SpongeSebastian June 11, 2006
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