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splooge

The gelatinous goop found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink
The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...
by Daniel the Wise July 28, 2008
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splooge

when a girl squirts but at the time she is having her period
shawn stepped in her splooge after mike had sex underneath shawn's bunk
by bitch nuggets May 30, 2007
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Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.
You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!
by Bobb Dole February 5, 2008
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Splooge

When a guy mispronounces spoof, but is to high to correct it. Just running with the freshly coined improper term like it's Normal and known.
Hey, Melissa and Ansley I made huge splooge in the bathroom come check it out! It starts inside and goes outside. Y'all gotta try my splooge and use it.
by Incorrect Individual May 4, 2016
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splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock
Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick
by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015
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Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
by Jpow September 14, 2018
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