1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits
2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping
3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries
2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping
3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries
DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.
DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.
DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?
DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.
DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?
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Spaztastic: ad·jec·tive ajəktiv/ When you experience something So Unbelievable that words cannot describe!
Hey babe you have to see this Spaztastic Wallpaper!
Dude. My girl just Spaztastic on me for eating the last few peanut butter cups!,,,
Dude. My girl just Spaztastic on me for eating the last few peanut butter cups!,,,
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Person1: you look so fantastic today, I mean your such a spaz but you still look fantastic.
Person2: thanks for the compliment but neither of those words suit me.
Person1: well what do I say then.
Person2: Spaztastic ... That what.
Person2: thanks for the compliment but neither of those words suit me.
Person1: well what do I say then.
Person2: Spaztastic ... That what.
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