spatula

Insult used to imply that the subject regularly makes love to spatulas.

1:"Hi. You alright."
2:"Get away from me you spatula."

by cooltim4u January 16, 2004

spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object

Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!

by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009

Spatula

The female version of a "Tool"

Mike: Yeah, Jenny thinks she's all that"
Tim: She's definitely a fuckin' spatula dude"

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Scmidt September 22, 2011

ass spatula

when your ass is full of crap and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula

Gregory, get me the ASS SPATULA i cant seem to get this shit off.

by the magical flying canon man March 4, 2003

Spatula

(Also called flip phone) a man makes a curve of his thumb and middle finger, jamming them into the anus and vagina of a girl and then forcibly flipping her over by this hold. Usually in preparation of unwanted anal or doggy style sex.

Aj: Last night was amazing dude. mike: what happened with you and ginger dude? aj: i totally spatula'd That slut bag! logan: shit you have her a fat flip phone eh? aj: ya then i suprised her with some gross butt sex and a shit covered houdini! aj's father: good god son! ill nub you if you touch her gross infected ass again.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

Cunt Spatula

When a man/woman licks an dirty vagina with toilet paper remains stuck to the vagina. Considered a insult to both the person licking the vagina and the person who`s vagina is being licked.

EX:Jenny was a Cunt spatula last night.
EX:Greg is a Cunt Spatula.

by Middle Morgan S April 26, 2009

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014