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Sphincter Shake

The sexual act in which one partner lays on the ground face first and proceeds to stretch their butt-cheeks apart revealing the anal cavity. Their counterpart must be a lactating woman; she squeezes her breasts into the anus, causing the nutritious milk to pour inside. The milk mixes with remaining fecal matter creating a delicious snack. She then kneels down and felches the milky shake out of the anus.
After hours of exhausting fornication, Jennifer decided she could go for a sphincter shake fresh from her lover's anus. Hopefully she doesn't wake the baby.
by BlueWaffleCHomper September 5, 2010
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sphincter shy

Not being able to take a shit in front of other people. Similar to being bladder shy, only with taking a shit.
I needed to shit so bad while we were on the beach, but due to the presence of other people on the beach, I became sphincter shy.
by Collin VDG May 26, 2008
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Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.
'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'
by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009
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America's Sphincter

1) Jersey shore

2) Anyone on Jersey Shore

3) Anything related to Jersey Shore
America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.

When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.
by PurpleWombat August 5, 2011
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Sphincter vision

The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer
Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.

Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass
by Definitely not Kyle September 9, 2016
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sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone
As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap
by Matt July 23, 2003
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Sphincternet

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.
i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.
by General Dynamic September 9, 2008
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