A loose girl or woman. A slut. A female who is not very choosy about who is shooting semen into her. Sperm toilets are commonly found in nightclubs, bars, concerts, St. Patrick's Day parades, colleges and universities.
Sperm toilets make excellent temporary girlfriends because they all swallow.
Sperm toilets make excellent temporary girlfriends because they all swallow.
That bar is full of young sperm toilets.
Wow, John's new girlfriend is the same sperm toilet who
blew us under the boardwalk last week.
Look! That sperm toilet just threw up green beer and semen.
Wow, John's new girlfriend is the same sperm toilet who
blew us under the boardwalk last week.
Look! That sperm toilet just threw up green beer and semen.
by Louis P. July 17, 2006
Get the sperm toilet mug.Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
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A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.
1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
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A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!
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Get the Little Sperm Whale mug.Is a person unworthy of life. Sperm is one of the most abundant materials in this world. There is so much through out the world that to be called a waste of sperm is an insult since so much is wasted daily into tissues. Something, anything, someone could have been a better baby or a person compared to the person in question.
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Get the waste of sperm mug.When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.
It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.
Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...
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