Speed Skeeter

Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.

"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."

by tagger June 11, 2006

skeeter bop

A skeeter bop is a slutty girl. 'Skeeter' refers to the fact that she makes a man cum then 'bops' onto the next guy.

"She is such a little skeeter bop dude!"
"Kandi is such a whore. She is just a skeeter bop"

by SkeeterBopPatrol October 1, 2009

sweeter

a term used to describe a good situation

"did you get that ride?"

"word"

"sweeter"

by mack July 18, 2006

speeder

Stereotypical slang for a white person.

Yo you with your white speeders and your white features.

by BHM1250 August 9, 2009

skeeter rabbit

A dance step associated with locking created by James Higgins AKA " The Original Skeeter Rabbit" in the early 1970s this step is a hop and shuffle step done in most locking or campbellocking routiness

we were doing the skeeter rabbit

by greg pope December 17, 2004

dirt skeeter

A male who has never been hunting or fishing, but claims to be country. Can often be found driving a "built wheeler" usually a Toyota that can hardly do the speed limit. They break hearts as fast as they break truck parts. Wears diamond earrings and claims any girl who doesn't sleep with them is a mud cricket.

This town is full of dirt skeeters.

by wheelerwieners March 8, 2017

Speeder Rule

Any time that one is in an environment where survival is possible without a shirt, the removal of the shirt is highly recommended. Should one be in an environment where acquiring a tan is physically possible, it is imperative that the shirt is removed.

Bro #1: "Dude, I think the sun is about to poke through the clouds!" (Bro removes his shirt)

Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"

Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"

Bro #2: (removes shirt)

by badkyle July 22, 2011