Spamalot

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.

Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."

by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013

spazma

liquid that carries sperm

dude dont touch that dog bed its full of spazma

by PrestyHD June 26, 2017

Spasmoid

An absolutel Retard

Liam your a spasmoid

by Spasmoid69 October 21, 2019

spasmoid

When someone is being a spastic but spastic just doesn't feel right to say in the situation.

Example 1: Jesus Alex, you're such a spasmoid.
Example 2: OMG Alex, stop being a spasmoid.

by DarkExploit May 31, 2017

Spamma

Noun; (Spam-ah or Spam-aw): A grandmother who has gained internet access, and uses it to forward everything on the internet she thinks is cute, to everybody she has the email address for.

I just deleted 10 emails from Spamma today.

by A W Sarlo August 24, 2007

spazmatron

One who farts in a bathtub, and then proceeds to eat the bubbles.

That spazmatron has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes. He must have had beans tonight.

by Nodnarb Eht May 4, 2006

Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.

Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.

by The chode scientist January 8, 2009