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update spamming 

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.
Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.
update spamming by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017

spamjangled 

to be in a state of blissed out happiness, usually induced by artificial stimuli.
i stomped all night at the last party, i was totally spamjangled
spamjangled by kenster power May 25, 2004

Spamgarden 

A site or internet based forum filled with spammers.
I was hoping to find more fans of Michael Jackson, but it seems this website is just a spamgarden.
Spamgarden by Hiromu656 November 1, 2009
Refers to the yaoi pairing between the clueless and oblivious character Spain and the hormonal, PMS-y bitch that is Southern Italy (Romano) in the Hetalia fandom. Comes from the beginning of the word 'Spain', and the last part of the word 'Romano'. The two have a historical relationship with each other and opposite personalities that compliment the other's, which makes most fangirls accept it as canon.

Others, though, seem to pair Spain up with France or Prussia (all three are members of the Bad Friends Trio) if they decide that, for some reason, Romano's volatile nature is detrimental to the Spaniard's perpetual stupidity and cheerfulness. On the opposite end of the spectrum, certain fangirls pair Romano up with his younger brother, Northern Italy, if they think that Spain's said idiocy is causing Romano problems. Both of those scenarios make for good, one-sided Spamano angst.

In the end, the point is that the pairing is very canon and is one of the most-shipped combinations in the Hetalia universe.

(Not to mention Romano often swears and yells at Spain. Nothing says love like shouting at your life partner)
P1: Hey, did you read that new APH fic?
P2: Yeah, but I was disappointed. Spamano was only a side-pairing. GerIta gets all the love...
P1: I know, I know.

P1: Do you ship Spamano?
P2: Of course I do! It has awesome historical backing, both Spain and Southern Italy are sexy, and they go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.
Spamano by marlenacecilia June 24, 2010

Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.
"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"
Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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