spank it

To order through the drive-thru of a restaurant.

Are we eating in? Or do you want to spank it?

by trancis August 12, 2006

spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof April 30, 2007

Spanked

To get "Spanked", or getting "Spanked" is more or less another word for wasted or drunk to the point beyond belief.
If you were to drink excessive amounts of alcohol, smoke uncontrollably and do copious amounts of drugs all within a small time frame, using the synonym "Spanked" would fit.

Laurel: "So Karen and I went out last night to Divas, and she spent the whole night drinking and doing drugs, she got absolutely Spanked and I had to carry her ass home!
Kevin: "That does sound sound like Karen to me"

by Sóley July 17, 2018

Spank

Drug slang for a next-generation designer drug

Little is known about it, but its effects seem to be extremely dangerous.

Even the police are clueless(I am too)

There's a new drug on the street which goes by the name of Spank.

by thereelme September 16, 2019

Spank

Funky fresh. Dope. Stupid. Cool.

--Man, have you seen the new elementary school? It's off the hook!
--Yeah, it's pretty spank.

by EderC August 17, 2005

spanks

A term used to replace any noun. i.e. binder paper.

Mr. Mendoza: "Okay class, i want everyone to take out your spanks."

by riced00d March 15, 2003

Spank

To stealing something.

He got arrested for spanking some kid's bike.

by Phil Czaplicki October 20, 2005