Schnapple

Screw up or break something. Similar to bork or fucked but more acceptable in a professional environment.

I dropped my screw driver into the coin machine and schnappled it all up.

"Someone spilled a gallon of water into the register!"
"Yup, now the scale is schnappled up. Call the the repair man!"

"I fell asleep while I was driving and schnappled up the front of my car"
"You're lucky to be alive!"

by nostej April 16, 2013

apple snapple

a commonly used slang word in the late 90's by people living in dundalk maryland referring to getting a blow job.. most commonly said by african americans who cant speak actual correct phonics any way and only say it as a female is passing by..

hey yo girl.. whud up wit dat apple snapple yo..

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

strawberry kiwi snapple

it's a drink, period queen. basically the best snapple flavor ykkk. me and anthony made this on facetime so yes😌

"What drink do you want? A strawberry kiwi snapple!"

by bjayberookkyn November 29, 2020

Shnapple

A man who is sexually gay. Does stuff with men. But still finds women attractive but not in a sexual way.

Nick Jonas is such a shnapple he was like sucking on 5 cocks at one's last night.

by iknowshit May 10, 2010

snapple

Syn. See Delicious

My knees went weak at the sight of that bottle of Snapple.

by Miki December 27, 2005

snapplejack

When a gathering of fags get together and jack off as fast as they can into a quarter-full bottle of snapple. The one to get it off last has to drink it.

I heard those fags snapplejacked last night.

by WyndX April 18, 2003

snapple

A replacement/alternative/contemporary version of the word "snap." Used to demonstrate surprise, disappointment, or give props to someone for a wicked insult.

"Oh snapple - that creepy guy from the bar tracked me down on myspace."

by Melissa Jobo June 12, 2008