somebody son

A black man who is in a healthy relationship/situationship with a black woman and is proud to show off with her in public

I was twerking all over somebody son last nite! My pastor was shocked 😂

by AfricanBackpacker July 21, 2019

somebody

A person who
1.) didn't read that defenition, as it would probably permanently lower my IQ.

2.) Is still laughing at you.

by Somebody July 17, 2003

somebody

Someone who is laughing at you for wasting your time for writing all of that.

by Somebody July 10, 2003

somebody ordered slops

it is raining (or going to rain!)

somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"

i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops

by michael foolsley November 22, 2011

"Somebody's Baby" Rule

The requirement that a couple make love any time they hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This rule has been around since approximately Christmas of 1982.

A wife is in the kitchen making crispy onion chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner when "Somebody's Baby" comes on the radio. She should immediately look at her husband and say, "By virtue of the "Somebody's Baby" Rule, we shall make love tonight." And the lovemaking shall commence that night after the kids go to bed.

by SBR Inventor September 19, 2013

Somebody farted

A person who let off a silent one in class and someone says who farted

“Bro somebody farted and stinks EWW smells horrible”.

by Uuudurrrr March 19, 2019

Somebody

I just want to be somebodys somebody.

P1: what you want from life?
P2: somebody

by BrainonFire July 4, 2019