pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.

A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"

by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012

solitary confinement

to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out

Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane

by austin October 7, 2003

soltani

"to do the soltani" = to be in second place

He did the soltani. He lost!

by Kickergott August 6, 2003

soltani

former champion; man who doesn´t understand that his time is over; born looser

Guy who was playing table soccer quite good when he was younger and still tries but is always loosing

by Champ August 5, 2003

Solitaire A-Hole

A Solitaire A-Hole (Ascertain Hole) is experienced when playing electronic Solitaire of which the author or developer intentionally refrains from alerting the player that a logical outcome cannot be established due to the fact the necessary cards are underneath another set of cards that cannot be played without its suit; thus a 'hole' is ascertained. See also: Solitaire and Solitaire Loop.

'That real estate agent was truly a solitaire a-hole; they knew something was missing and zeroed in on it...'

by Dude 3.0 November 3, 2018

splitaniggawigstick

A stick used to defend yourself on the streets or in the trap house.

Grab the splitaniggawigstick there at the front door.

by Seth Spicer February 24, 2019

Solianity

The cult that warships a ruthless god known as Solzec, the god of "AA."

Bow down to Solianity, and let it take over your body.

by shinyneko October 18, 2020