A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.
by NAIAStud September 4, 2016
Get the simpson university softballmug. Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with “Ringer Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.
Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.
by Tonydanza2 August 15, 2009
Get the Church league softball teammug. A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏
November 12th
November 12th
by Bon Martin October 24, 2019
Get the National kiss a softball player daymug. by yagirlri October 23, 2019
Get the national kiss a softball player daymug. by Daddyy101 October 22, 2019
Get the National kiss a softball player daymug. A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011
by Krynja August 20, 2013
Get the I didn't know I was playing church league softballmug. During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.
by Scott "dick sucker" Stephens April 30, 2008
Get the texas softballmug.