soberado

being sober amongst people who are under the influence of drugs or alcohol. A soberado is most likely a soberado because they want to be able to babysit their drugged up friends, unless of course they can handle babysitting while under the influence of any substance.

guy: I'm so tempted. i gave up liquor but my drunk friends are having a damn good time.
guy 2: Don't worry bro. i'll sober it out with you. SOBERADOS!
guy: SOBERADOS!!
*"pounding fists" or "slapping skins" should follow.

by Arvie December 9, 2008

cali sober

someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed

"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."

by BruhMoment22 February 8, 2020

Sober Sauce

1. A beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. Eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.

2. Water

1. (while urinating on a tree)
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"

2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"

by Captain Morgan's First Mate February 14, 2006

sober surprise

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

by pacfan834 December 26, 2007

Sobercoaster

A large mob of not-drunk people wandering around campus on Friday nights.

"Look at those losers riding the sobercoaster."

by lindseysaid September 6, 2011

Solber

The state one awakens in after passing out for several hours after drinking and hitting the bong in excess, usually with slobber running down the side of their face.

Unaware of the previous nights events, Bruce was forced to solber up when his mom yelled from the top of the basement stairs.

by Trolljan June 13, 2018

soberday

when you finally have decided to retire from drinking and do a clense of the liver.

from saucerdayto soberdays

Georgena won’t be celebrating saucerday with us, she’ll be celebrating soberday instead.

by vramm May 24, 2018