Soapy Sack

A cheesdick, asshole, douche-bag or just your standard everyday prick. Someone you think about while you are soaping your pills in the shower.

Hey soapy sack, you think you want to stop hitting on my buddy's wife?

by surfdog March 10, 2009

soapy spuffwank

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

Soapy French Whore

A phrase used to describe one is wearing a cologne or perfume that reminds one of sweet smelling French women.

Dude, you girlfriend smells like a soapy french whore.

by Spotted Zebra March 13, 2009

soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.

I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.

by java monster February 24, 2008

Soapy date

A synonym of soppy date, adapted for native French speakers

Oh, have you accidentally hurt your finger? You soapy date!

by greenbottles April 12, 2010

soapy puppy

a game you play with your friend in the shower.

we played some soapy puppy.

by chuckycheeseballs February 18, 2012

soapy duck

A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.

"Dude did you hit it last night"
"Yea we soapy ducked"
"Dude you are a legend!"

by Soapyduckthathoe April 14, 2014