Slumping

One Human Humping Another while Asleep...

Sleep + Humping.... often done when both partners have PJs on.

One Night after a Long day at Work Bob Briefly Slumped Jane.... the Slumping was not of a duration that Jane found Acceptable.

Jane was left unfullflled.

by DanielD June 16, 2010

sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.

Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke

by ignor September 18, 2004

Stumbling Earwig

An unfortunate nickname for any male who smokes cannabis and has his hair grown below the ears.

Guy 1: Yas we're going to Konnor's today! :D
Guy 2: What a stumbling earwig.

by OGstains September 11, 2011

Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.

#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

by DOOP DOOP DA DA DA May 11, 2010

scampling

The real name for sampling- the widespread scam indulged in by no-talent rip-off song writers or producers who steal well-know fragments of music or lyrics from people far more original and talented than they will ever be.

I can't think of anything to make this song sound remotely interesting so I'll be scampling the first few bars of God Save the Queen.

by BrizVegas June 3, 2006

stumbling

The act of using a wifi-detection program to check for open (and sometimes closed) WLAN networks. In other words, using a program to see if there's a wireless internet setup close enough that you could access or hack into it.

John and I were stumbling last night and we found a cool new hotspot, just outside of the gym!

I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.

by JoshM July 16, 2008

snumpkin

the act of serving up a tenderizing blumpkin and put a finishing touch of a luscious snowball on it.

My girlfriend serves up the meanest snumpkin, but then comes the after-taste. (No..., Dignity, don't run away from me.)

by SBU-OO7(Kofi) September 23, 2004