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abominable snowman

Mythical creature thought to live in the Himalayas. Also known as Yeti.
Sightings have been reported from Napal, China, and Siberia and other areas of Asia.
The abonimable snowman is said to be over 7 feet tall and have a heavy coat of white hair, allwoing him to camouflage in the snow of the mountains.
"Oh no! its the... the... abominable snowman!"
by fukkkerz August 28, 2007
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Snowman

When a male ejaculates on his partner's stomach, while standing in the snow.
His snowman froze my chest.
by arnoid224 March 4, 2009
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awkward snowman

When you are in an awkward moment, make your hands into fists and put them under your chin on top of each other to make an awkward snowman.
There was an un-explainable awkward silence between me and Craig, so I broke the ice by doing an awkward snowman.
by michyy June 19, 2007
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Firsty the Snowman

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.
by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015
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the greasy snowman

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.
Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."
by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011
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Browneye The Snowman

(1) Browneye The Snowman is an advanced Powdered Bronut where the recipient puts cocaine in and around a dude's asshole, and instead of sniffing the cocaine, he rests his nose against the browneye and waits for a fart, aka "the magic", to propel the cocaine up the recipients nose.

(2) A gay, gorp, drug-addicts wet dream

See also: Powdered Bronut & Glazed Bronut
I was so high after Browneye The Snowman came to life, that I am pretty sure I consumed a live human baby.
by Harry Mingledorf August 13, 2011
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Thai snowman

The Thai snowman is a sex act where a ladyboy puts cocaine around her lips, like a margarita glass, gives you a blow job to completion and then snowballs you.
I received a Thai snowman the other day...not what I was expecting.
by XDSUSX June 22, 2017
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