Smothered chicken

When you're eating a girl out and you put your nose in her butthole

Joe: hey want me to give you a smothered chicken

Amy the armpit sniffer: your gonna put your nose in my butt, okay!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Ruler of Shattered Time

a more AWESOME way to say DIO and his stand The World

DIO - Ruler of Shattered Time

by red_sus April 29, 2022

Black snotter

A person who has recently moved to London, England, and who finds that their snot, previously a green colour, is now black, due to the excessive pollution in the aforementioned city.

I got off with this really fit girl last night, but it turns out she was a black snotter, so her idea of a classy second date was Chiquito's in Leicester Square FFS. I'm sticking to Peckham pussy from now on.

by Boney M's Bony Bone August 17, 2011

snookered

Up shit creek without a paddle.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

smothered

To be drunk. Less than wasted, more than shitfaced.

I'm smothered.
Sombody call the cab, cause I'm smothered.

by JC Mac October 9, 2006

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

Skittered

Under the influence of 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-chloroamphetamine.

Man, sleeping feels great. I've been so skittered I haven't been able to get any shuteye at all!

by Orion MacAfee December 29, 2009