Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

Snarf

When a person laughs and then starts sneezing while they are laughing.

AND/OR
Can also sometimes mean a sneeze that induces an accidental fart.

"She snarfed mid sentence.. it was hilarious" LOL

by JoeyLastName January 6, 2015

snarf

someone who sucks farts out of seaguls ...or the act of sucking farts out of seaguls

dirty snarf!!.. why dont you go snarf some more seagul farts

by miss_ali March 11, 2008

snarf

verb; to cough through a pipe while smoking marijuana consequently blasting the pot out into the air in the form of an irretrievable vapor. Usually the result of a first-timer.

Mikey; "Hey Joey, why is Leroy bleeding from the head?"
Joey; "He snarfed my last bowl and I'm broke, so I had to go upside his head"
Leroy; "I think I got the shockalockadingdong" (see shockalockadingdong)

by s.m.w. March 4, 2005

Snarf

chewing tobacco, thats about it pretty schweet huh?

God damn I need a snarf.

Can I borrow a snarf from you?

by Tristan McNamara October 19, 2004

Snarf

Upon climax during the act of fellatio (blow job), ejaculate (jizzum) will exit via the nose of the fellator.

Similar to when an individual sprays milk from their nose, but this version of a snarf consists of nut bustings.

by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006

Snarf

The sound a dog makes when trying to itch himself.

Max, quit snarfing I'm trying to sleep

by linnielou November 2, 2010