Snarf

1) (noun) to expunge any bodily fluid in the face of a romantic interest
2) (adj.) pulling a Visconti

Dude, did you hear about Visconti? He snarfed in that girls face while making love.... got cockblocked by John Candy

by theREALBags June 05, 2015

snarf

(verb)
To devour or eat rapidly; to ingest in short order.

"Holy crap! You straight snarfed that whole pizza down in like, two seconds!"

by shomeurghost November 12, 2014

snarf

someone who sucks farts out of seaguls ...or the act of sucking farts out of seaguls

dirty snarf!!.. why dont you go snarf some more seagul farts

by miss_ali March 11, 2008

Snarf

chewing tobacco, thats about it pretty schweet huh?

God damn I need a snarf.

Can I borrow a snarf from you?

by Tristan McNamara October 19, 2004

snarf

verb; to cough through a pipe while smoking marijuana consequently blasting the pot out into the air in the form of an irretrievable vapor. Usually the result of a first-timer.

Mikey; "Hey Joey, why is Leroy bleeding from the head?"
Joey; "He snarfed my last bowl and I'm broke, so I had to go upside his head"
Leroy; "I think I got the shockalockadingdong" (see shockalockadingdong)

by s.m.w. March 04, 2005

Snarf

Upon climax during the act of fellatio (blow job), ejaculate (jizzum) will exit via the nose of the fellator.

Similar to when an individual sprays milk from their nose, but this version of a snarf consists of nut bustings.

by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006

Snarf

The sound a dog makes when trying to itch himself.

Max, quit snarfing I'm trying to sleep

by linnielou November 02, 2010