snapple

a drink brewed by hippies, and sold by a heartless corporation

dont have one

by Cheeseboy July 11, 2003

snapple-fuck

a fuck who fiends off of other people's juuls/anything

"Reed you snapple-fuck, you schmacked my only pod"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

snizapple

an expression of extreme measures

"Yo, tha hoe down the street just gave us all head, u missed it."

"Snizapple!!"

by sugarhill May 14, 2004

Snapple Girl

The girl(s) in high school who willingly had sex with the guy who fills the vending machines.

"Hey, Snapple Girl, how old was he again? Forty? Ewwww hahaha!"

"I heard you guys did it on Halloween. Did you dress up as candy bars??"

by mr_roflcopter April 9, 2010

snapple

Save Now And Pay Pennies Later Eh! A term used to describe the notion of saving money on buying a particular item now in anticipation that the cost of that item will drop significantly in the near future.

Don't get that top-of-the-line computer! SNAPPLE! You have no need for the added processing power, and therefore, it's more cost effective to buy something midrange now, save the money, invest it in stocks, and in 2 years, buy another one for half the price.

by minh h February 5, 2008

snapple

An Apple product that has been jailbroken.

What a delicious snapple! Can I grab one to go?

by flossyflossy June 13, 2013

Snapple

Word substitute for "cool", "rad", etc.

"Did you see that Canadian? He was so snapple" or "Wow Van, you're so snapple!"

by (Van) July 21, 2008