cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.

Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.

by BobSutan. August 19, 2009

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009

donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves

Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013

Snuggling

1. Cuddling with your significant other
2. Often starts out playful and flirty; includes a happy ending.

3. Tends to be sexual.

I love snuggling.

Snuggling is far superior to cuddling.

I would enjoy a good snuggle session.

by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015

smuggling diamonds

Hard nipples in cold weather.

Hey Jen, you smuggling diamonds or you just happy to see me?

by the hun April 21, 2005

Smuggling

The act of forcing someone elses shit into your own rectum with the intent to re-shit it out. Usually done at Smuggle Parties.

Dan and Mike picked up some Road Scroat on their way to the Bayou. What the unsuspecting Scroat didn't know was he was about to enter the sick world of a good ol' fashion Smuggle Party. Once everyone was Smuggling pooo, they all gathered on the floor for a warm Smuggle Snuggle. Within moments the Scoat was covered with shit and he was reborn as Smuggly Dumpkins and was a road scroat no more.

by You know Bobby G February 18, 2009