Vagina Smother

When a chick uses her ginormous Beef Curtains and smothers you, with her vagina, so that you are unable to breathe. It is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.

Dude 1-Did you hear what happened to Dave over the weekend??
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.

by b4sucks September 9, 2009

SMOTTOB

the opposite of bottoms, used to describe someone with a hot bottom.

daaayum, that girl has a smottob booty

by mrcookieman June 12, 2011

smote

the past tense of smite so y'all can stop saying smited

"do you remember what happened to kevin"
"ya daisy smote him"

by BrownCat_Loves_Horses August 31, 2020

Poke Smoter

People who Poke Smot

Its 4:20 Wheres all the poke smoters at?

by Poke Smoters February 11, 2012

Smother

When a heavier person aligns their body on top of a lighter person, such that the lighter person has the sensation of being squashed and unable to breathe.

Girl says to boy while rolling around in bed on a lazy sunday: "can you smother meee?"

by nikitabomm October 21, 2010

Smother

(noun, proper noun) an overbearing mother; a mother who is a helicopter parent.
related: grandsmother; great-grandsmother; smother-in-law

Ben: Smother called me at 1:30 in the morning to make sure I made it home.

Billy: You forgot to call her when you got home? She had to assume you were dead in a ditch somewhere.

by madmike001 October 2, 2009

smothered in onions

The act of going down on a woman who doesn't invest too much in to vaginal hygiene.

Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.

by SCheMaH January 8, 2009