smiling behind the wheel

To masturbate while driving

Dave: Yo, where's Lance?

Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.

Tetsuo: Dang yo!

by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014

Smiling Dandy

While already partaking in the act of dipping, one decides to elevate their buzz to a higher level and simultaneously smoke a cigarette.

Connor: Dude, that guy is totally having a smiling dandy right now. I bet he's buzzin like crazy!
John: Yea...he's probably gonna die in two weeks.

by ayedontknow December 1, 2011

smiling at fairies

A term used by a teacher to describe students not paying attention.

" Chris, stop smiling at fairies"

by km97 February 2, 2015

smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

by champ of all August 19, 2015

smiling pussy

Post orgasmic labia...
A sexual satisfied females lady parts.

Look at that smiling pussy, she has been properly satisfied!

by The eggplant August 4, 2017

Smiling

1. The act of moving the points/edges of your mouth to show people that you are content with what's happening.

2. The next thing the left is going crazy about

3. The act of hiding youdepression from your relatives and friends

1. I really miss seeing their happy smiling faces.
2. OMG, did you see that person that smiled to that person? that is mentally rape
3. Mom: is something wrong sweetie? {smiles while talking} no mom, not at all.

by FuckinFurry January 28, 2019

smilingmonkey

Mah bro monkeypoo!
He has a twitch channel follow it at smilingmonkey23. DAB DAB
Hoopla!
YEET!
um idk what else to write..

Smilingmonkey is really good at every game he plays and is like really cool and stuff.

by Wombatypoo April 15, 2019