skitten

A part kitty, part skittle, cat-like creature that makes for a zomg-awesome pet, and a tastey snack.
They come in 6 different, funtastic colours and flavours!

Jeff: I iz hungry.
skitten: leMIEWWWW.
Jeff: IMUNA EATCHOU.
Jeff: *eats skitten*
skitten: *dead*

by Bea Afraid May 1, 2008

Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014

Shitten

An adjective used to describe someone who sucks at a particular activity.

He is shitten in basketball. He missed 90 times

by Willvile February 10, 2017

shittenham

a better way for describing chippenham, the shitest town in wiltshire, no skate park, no bowling ally, no escalator. this isnt chippenham, this is shittenham

when you step off the train, the conductor says 'chippenham, this is shittenham'

by shittenhamBoy January 14, 2011

Shmitten

A drunken kitten

After my newly born kitten got into my poorly stashed alcohol cabinet, she was shmitten all night.

by Shmitten August 2, 2011

Shittenberg

A brainless compulsive liar that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground in blast furnace technology

Can you believe that fucking idiot shittenberg started those transmitters on fire

by RJO February 17, 2008

The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.

Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.

by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017