smingelsmog

when a baby does not agree to a contract about pooping

why are you always smingelsmog when i try to agree to a contract about pooping?

by smikel June 12, 2017

smender

To smell someone's underwear

-therefore the word "underwear" is not used in the sentence and is replaced with the object pronoun-

- He smender ed her

NOT he smendered her underwear

by George VI the 2nd July 8, 2017

Sminge

A sweaty minge.

Mother: It's awfully hot today Daughter.
Daughter: I agree Mother, I've got a right old sminge.

by D1rtba6 September 3, 2017

skenged

High on weed

Fuck I’m bare skenged

by batty gyal December 23, 2017

Smangerous

Something likely to be percieved as dangerous but is in fact safe

Oh, that place is smangerous guys, don't worry

by Couch123 March 13, 2019

Sengeveter

Bedwetter in Sunnmørsk.

When disagreeing what is the way to get in better shape when you are 40+ and you want to dis the counterparts argument. You call him a sengeveter.

by Koolius123 June 8, 2019

Smedgehammer

The tool used to smedge pussy.

Tess found it difficult to sit or walk straight because Johns smedgehammer had crippled her cervix last night.

by Delks September 8, 2019