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smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"
by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009
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Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.
"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"
by Sheddybear October 27, 2011
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smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo
old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u
by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022
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Smartie

A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life
Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.

Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie
by AFluffyFox November 22, 2022
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smarty-smoo

A remark given to one being a total smart ass.
mark: ooh, look at me, im wade. im a total smarty-smoo

wade: y u do dis mark???
by ShuhDude¯\_(ツ)_/¯ January 1, 2017
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Can I have a box of smarties?

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021
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Smarty skirt

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed
by Z lady September 9, 2020
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