When a person tells a story or joke in an attempt to gain laughs from the rest of the group, but fails to do so.
'I've got a crate of desperado's in my garage'
'Oh have you?'
'Yeah but i'm not allowed to drink them'
'Okay, Sloyan!'
'Oh have you?'
'Yeah but i'm not allowed to drink them'
'Okay, Sloyan!'
by Patrice Evra September 14, 2011
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sloaney: LIKE OMG DARLING yar, im on the kings road with my babes, buying a new gucci baaaaag, oh suck my mobers running out hunni.
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Although she appears on the urinals of many toilets across America, don't forget, she has a cell phone:D go ahead! text her while you're uhm. Just text her the next time you think of her!
Also, she is most definitely not a man.
Ehem, thank you.
Although she appears on the urinals of many toilets across America, don't forget, she has a cell phone:D go ahead! text her while you're uhm. Just text her the next time you think of her!
Also, she is most definitely not a man.
Ehem, thank you.
W: *looks at urinal* *pulls out his phone*
texts: Hey sloane!
S: texts: Hey what's up?
W: texts: Just peein ^^ you?
S: texts: -awkward silence- uh cool.
texts: Hey sloane!
S: texts: Hey what's up?
W: texts: Just peein ^^ you?
S: texts: -awkward silence- uh cool.
by 1% May 24, 2009
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a girl who is usually characterized as trashy, easy or provacative.
a girl who is usually characterized as trashy, easy or provacative.
that girl is a slorank
by a person with a creative mind July 5, 2011
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These people tend to be sleazy, bougie, boastful, trashy, senseless, classless.
These people tend to be sleazy, bougie, boastful, trashy, senseless, classless.
"Damn dude! Slorangutan keeps telling me about all the dudes that are in love with her and brags about all the dick she's sucked in the past month.. This isn't a competition.. What a slore. She's gotta stop trying to live in guys' laps. No bueno."
by Ustin-Jay November 1, 2013
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