slimy penis

Noun:

Street Term: someone who is deceptive, shady, or very tricky.

Formal Definition: a very slick penis.

Street: 'Hey man, you see bob over there?'

" yeah, he's always lingering around and avoiding

people like he's up to something..."

'What a slimy penis...'

Formal: "Dan! Your penis is so hard to grasp! It such a

slimy penis"

by The Mighty Sirrs June 2, 2011

Slimy Snatch

A feminine version of the wet willy, where the assaulting female wets her finger with vaginal fluid and inserts it into the ear of the victim.

I gave my girl a wet willy, so she one upped me and retorted with a slimy snatch.

by Spidey89 March 18, 2011

Slimy Limey

when a man ejaculates onto a lime and then squeezes the lime juice and smen onto a womans vagina

OOO yeees! give me a slimy limey!!! ahhhh

by jojojojojojojojo123123123 September 23, 2010

slimy tortiilla

when a male ejaculates on a peice of pita bread and the female wraps the pita around the males penis and eats off the pita.

She just gave that random guy a slimy tortilla.

by JEW CLAW January 31, 2005

slimy bear

When a man perceives himself to be gay while trying to persuade friends girlfriends to peg him in the ass.

My buddy has been trying to get my girlfriend to peg him....that fag is such a slimy bear!

by Justdatip7 June 6, 2018

slimy sausage

When you are going anal and she shits on your dick.

BITCH! YOU GAVE ME A SLIMY SAUSAGE!

by Eharrelson November 7, 2015

slimy monkey

When a guy cums on a girls face, and slaps her with a banana while she still has at least one finger in his ass.

"Bro I took Kate home last night and still had my banana from lunch on the counter! You know I had to give her a Slimy Monkey, she's still washing her hair!"

by VicJizzBert. October 22, 2013