The BlackPack Phenomenon

The universal trend of everyone owning and wearing a black backpack. Black backpacks have become so common they blend into the background, making it nearly impossible to tell one person’s bag from another’s

“Bro, I lost my bag again.”
“Was it black?”
“Yeah.”
“Classic case of the Blackpack Phenomenon.”

by Nayala November 8, 2025

Dr. Slickback

Dr Slickback: a person in a seat of authority who flaunts his power and thinks he's super important, and has thinning hair, a comb over, or is entirely bald. Usually between the ages of 42-59.

Man #1: Man, did you hear that Dr. Slickback Richards go on and on and on about himself during the meeting?
Man #2: I know! He is such an ass!

by Foolish Mortal November 3, 2011