skater traffic

when the skate park or skate spot is packed full of other skaters making it hard to do tricks/throw runs

SKATER A: Dude this is ridiculous, I've waited 15 minutes and only ollied the three stair once!

SKATER B: Yeah man there is way to much skater traffic here, lets dip.

by Pr0d1gyKid April 9, 2008

Skate deprivation

When you cant Skate for any reason, over a long period of time(rain, grounded, snapped deck, etc.) . Effects of Skate Deprivation are emptiness, extreme boredom, insomnia, running around like a crazy person, and in some cases depression.

Awesome skater guy: "I haven't been able to skate for a month, and I cant sleep at night"

Bad ass skate guru: "You must have Skate deprivation."

by Scotishdude September 3, 2010

Skatepark Drama

When Drama breaks out in a skatepark, which is usually caused by people who don't skate (Ramp Tramps) but still go to the skatepark. Skatepark drama is usally called by bitching and can go on from 5 minutes to 4 days.

Ramp Tramp 1: Why did you make my sister cry? You're a bitch.
Ramp Tramp 2: 'Cos shes a slag.
*Fight breaks out while skaters view for entertainment*
Skater 1: *Shouts* Skatepark Drama!
Skater 2: This is great.

by Lekoko December 6, 2010

skater girl poser

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.

Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser

by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014

skatefucking

When you are ice-skating or skateboarding and your nuts scrape along the concrete.

Yo boi, nice skatefucking

by theonebadboiyouknowfromdownthe March 12, 2018

Skater boys whore

People who are attracted to skater boys above anyone else.

Becky: I like Jimmy.

Karen: Like the one with the vans, dickies pants, and thrasher hoodie?

Becky: YEAH him!

Karen: Damn you’re a skater boys whore.

by Ilovesatananddick October 26, 2018

skate aborting

When a skater dude bombs his trick right on a heavily pregnant woman

Dude I got paid 20 bucks today to bomb a trick right on this pregnant woman

So I called it skate aborting

by Arizona ranger December 27, 2020