albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.
"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"
by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023
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The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
by K-nudt September 01, 2016
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Situational Installationist

When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.
The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.
by abefrohman March 08, 2022
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Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee
by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009
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Sun situation

When a person is in an aggressive and angered state of mind for a prolonged period of time.
“yo that mothafucka at the party last night was having a fucking sun situation

“I mean he did catch his girl sucking a dude off.“
by $HArā April 26, 2021
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situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.
"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."
by Jimmy St. George street October 05, 2009
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No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.
Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."
by noshittom June 12, 2012
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