situation fabrication

Or S.F.
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person

My gf asked

"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.

by XxxSFxxX September 14, 2016

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.

"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"

by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023

Sun situation

When a person is in an aggressive and angered state of mind for a prolonged period of time.

“yo that mothafucka at the party last night was having a fucking sun situation“

“I mean he did catch his girl sucking a dude off.“

by $HArā April 26, 2021

Situational Installationist

When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.

The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.

by abefrohman March 8, 2022

situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.

"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."

by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009

No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.

Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."

by noshittom December 13, 2012