Scissors

The act of using both fists to simultaneously punch someone in the face and crotch.

That guy is really pissing me off. I think I'll give him a taste of the scissors!

He scissored me like a piece of paper in an art shop.

by Calculus4Lyfe December 17, 2009

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

sinsorship

Sin + censorship.

When a crime is committed and it's censored from the regular audience.

John: Hey did you look at the brutal gang rape?
Tony, Naah, man, due to the sinsorship, it's not being telecasted.

by InternetHuman March 8, 2015

scissors kink

a kink involving scissors. for more information please visit the song "let's have a kiki" by scissor sisters. Produced by the Kiki Institution on Mental Instability.

I have a scissors kink

by Kiki ;) March 25, 2019

Life scissors

Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.

April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.

by April Robertson December 27, 2016

butch scissors

Basically two shaved lesbos with piercings going hard at it with strap ons

Man those girls were worth a fuck but now those girls go at like a pair of butch scissors

by Jackpot dave January 4, 2017

social scissors

When you want to cut someone from your life.

1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors

by Poet2003 December 31, 2017