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filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.
I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.
by jgogs April 9, 2007
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simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.
When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.
by Bitchtits August 18, 2004
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Similame

An idea most likely conceived by Lil Wayne or the Cash/Young Money entourage. See, normal individuals employ the figure of speech by using 'like', 'than' or 'as'. Now Mr. Wayne has stressed that he is not in fact a member of the human race, therefore said rules may not be applicable to him. Nonetheless, a simile without the bridging 'like', 'than', or 'as'..is just a sentence followed by a word. Example: But I keep her running back and forth. Soccer team. This does not make any sense to anyone with a fundamental, basic understanding of English.
a)Tony-Dude, check out my new rhyme!
Steve-Alright man, always willing to support.
Tony-Ok, so I say 'My bitch magnificent-roof of Sistine Chapel. I wanna bite her-green apple.'pauseSo what do you think?
Steve-I think you should go gargle hydrogen peroxide & anti-freeze.

Tony-Was it?..
Steve-Yes, Tony. Yes, that was a similame
b)Sup kid, you get the new Weezy album? I counted 13 similames-1st track. This guys ridiculous-Pee Wee Herman. SHIT. Now I'm doin' it.
by Mr. Animosity October 27, 2010
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Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.
Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!
by Monkdunker August 25, 2003
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samiya

the most sexiest, hottest, prettiest, funniest, smartest person in the world. gets all the bitches because of the explosive sexiness a "samiya" has.
wow, i wish i was like samiya
how does samiya pull all the bitches?
by slayyasslay November 10, 2022
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Samiya

Samiya Starr is an oc created by Tumblr user simpystarrr. She's a scientist who works for the SCP Foundation in her family's shadow.

Samiya is technically a canon character since she's appeared in a wikidot tale.
Did you read the SCP tale that Samiya was in? It was really good!

Samiya was canonically confirmed as pansexual and autistic by her creator!
by Sam_OwO June 7, 2023
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