Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".

In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

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Siamese French-Kiss

When two or more parties touch and rub their buttholes together. This is not only platonic, but extremely heterosexual as well.

Keithan: "I was cuddling in the bed of a Ford F150 with 36 of my closest homies, and we ended up all Siamese French-Kissing."

Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."

by Iva Smallsach December 16, 2021

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shmamered

Hammered; very drunk.

And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.

by A.A.Milne May 13, 2005

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Siamese Blunt

A crossjoint (two joints sharing a single point of intersection) as made famous by Saul Silver in the movie Pineapple Express.

Lets smoke the siamese blunt first, otherwise it's gonna break when I put it in my pocket.

by NOVIAN August 23, 2009

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Siam

1. Previous name of Thailand, lasts until 1939.
2. A name for a section in Bangkok where many shopping centres/department stores are.
3. A person name.
4. It means "thief" by the Khmers. They use this word when they lose their claims over "their" cultural properties to their western neighbour country, despite stealing them from India.

(1) Siam is a better name than Thailand in my opinion.
(2, 3) Mr.Siam went to Siam last week.
(4) Dumb Khmer person : REEEEEEEEEE The Thais stole our Khol! Those fcking Siams!

by Shiine-1 February 18, 2022

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