Silk Umbrella

An item that is too valuable or expensive to be used for its intended purpose. It is in fact so valuable that it is completely useless.

1: It's raining cats and dogs. Why aren't you using your umbrella?
2: I don't want to ruin it. It's a silk umbrella!

by defenseminister December 10, 2010

silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

silk mangoes

highly skilled performers. soon to be celebs. million dollar worth.

u is sky high like a Silk Mango!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Silk top

When shes on top during intercourse and her back is as soft as silk.

I was bangin my girl last weekend and she was a silk top.

by Beasto April 2, 2008

silk lingerie

Women's nightware! What men like to take off.

Yo babe I love your silk lingerie, silk knickers, silk chemises, push up corsets. Ahhaaa can you do the can can for me? can do (sir!)

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

silk merchant

A man who possesses extraordinary abilities to craft genius from the empty set.

"Hey Hamza did you see the game last night?"

"Yeah, Blackburn are a team of silk merchants"

by JLamps February 13, 2009

Silk Road

A 'silk road' refers to a vagina that has been thoroughly aroused and is very moist. Can be the cause of natural secretions, added lubricant, or a mix of the two. Can also refer to an anus/rectum that has been thoroughly lubricated.

Mike said he fingered her for a half hour and even used lube so she would have a nice silk road.

by Doctor AA May 20, 2010