silk wristwatch

the process in wrapping your dick around your wrist and showing your friend, and thus getting to punch said friend. Derived from the movie Waiting.

"yo check this out"

"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"

punch friend

"fuck you dude"

by Harry Lana March 31, 2012

Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand

I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016

Silk hand

To ejaculate into ones hand

She got a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 2, 2016

silk shower

British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.

We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.

by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016

silk milk

A gizmo

Dude 1: I like to drink Silk milk
Dude 2: eww, that's gross.

by Anotomoose January 22, 2018

Silk Swirler

A sexual act in which an individual wearing pantyhose, nylons, or tights uses his feet to stimulate around a females genitalia.

Hank knew that Jane loved his ballet outfit so, on a date one night, he surprised her with a silk swirler which she received with several pleasure filled shrieks.

by kirkboss May 31, 2018

silk cut cocktail

A cup of urine.

Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.

by Princess Mary Magdalene November 30, 2018