Shlomp

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

shomp

Excitedly agreeing to something

This word is commonly used in the real Nor*Cal by the so called "gangsters" of small towns

Jon: We drinking tonight?
Jimmy: Shomp!

by Justin Bell December 14, 2008

Shoomp

The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru

The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...

by WarNPeace December 10, 2017

shwoop

getting fucked in the ass by a guitar and having an orgasm from it

A person with a guitar in their asshole having an orgasm = that person is shwoop.

by scooby-doo November 16, 2007

shomp

To bite into hungrily, but not ferociously. A chomp but less urgent.

1. I shomped into my cheeseburger.
2. She bit into her ice cream with a shomp.

by Erik W October 10, 2006

shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003

Shompting

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009