boner shrinker

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.

Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.

by oslodude November 4, 2008

Backfield shrinkage

(n) In law or other industries where time is entered by professionals for billing to clients, the process by which the time is "written down," by owners of the firm to reduce the compensation of the professionals entering the time.

Frequently, this phenomenon is accompanied by the owners of the firm "writing up" their own time on the same file to increase their own share of the billings to the client.

I billed 200 hours last month, but the backfield shrinkage will probably cut that in half by the time that it gets billed out.

by Frustrated_Monolingual December 29, 2010

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

Shrinkleman

After engaging in intense foreplay throughout the early hours of the evening the poor fellas 'sausage' gets placed into liquid nitrogen to give it the pleasurable ribbed feel for the unsespecting lucky female. Side effects include: loss of penis, crispy shaft, and artic frosty balls.

"I tried the Shrinkleman on Jane yesterday, it was intense"

by Pamtastic June 13, 2016

sprinky

adjective/verb/adverb
when a person is overly giddy or annoying; positively attractive; when someone is having more fun with something than they should; being sprightly funky; bothersome; sorta like a prick; when someone is overly aggressive.

After Maddie had all the sugar, she becamr sprinky, in the fact that she was being annoying as hell .

by Sprinky May 4, 2018

Shrinkpotle

The restaurant chain formerly known as Chipotle, until around 2022 when they began to significantly shrink portion sizes to combat inflation. Once a proud company and many people's go-to mexican spot, Chipotle has now become nothing more than a bit-size burrito boondoggle.

Joe: Hey Brad, want to hit up Chipotle for lunch? Brad: You mean Shrinkpotle? No thanks, I'm not interested in paying $10 for the Ant Burrito Especial.

by bavery08 August 5, 2023

Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.

by spamania August 31, 2007