shredded beef

adj./inter.

An attractive young honey, often one with a particularly fly figure.

Nigga you peep dat shit? Fuck son, dat shit was shredded beef!

by Reng June 11, 2008

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

shredderbeam

A brilliant man who is intelligent and sophisticated in every respect, and is successful at everything that he has ever attempted. He is widely renowned for being an Atheist, Libertarian, and Rationalist. He is also a Global Moderator at Sythe.org.

Shredderbeam raped me in a debate yesterday.

by Xenu1337omgwtf March 12, 2008

Sheanderthal

A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.

Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"

Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."

by RedReplicant September 12, 2010

shedder

(verb) When you dress in a style similar to another person, but you clearly look better in it.

Beyoncé shedders Kim Kardashian a lot lately, almost like the better twin!

That bitch is trying to shedder my style!

by millershakes April 19, 2017

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company

Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

Shredder

A female with braces that performs oral sex on a male.

Damn that bitch looks like she gives nice head, fuck, she's a shredder.

by Maximus Blackwood December 28, 2010